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Instant Geek Package

Over the years, I have discovered that a large percentage of my customers are buying pocket protectors as a gag gift, party costume, or halloween costume. To us true geeks, the thought of other "normal" people wanting to dress like geeks is both flattering and unsettling at the same time. Although my main product line is intended for true geeks, I thought it would be un-American at the very least if I didn't try to make a buck off the costume crowd.

Therefore, I'm happy to introduce my new "instant geek package," perfect for gag gifts and costume parties. For only $10.95, you get a Full Monty pocket protector (all white flap and backboard for maximum geek effect) and a pair of really thick spectacles that make you look like you do nothing but stare at a computer monitor 20 hours a day (you add masking tape for additional creative effect...).

Instant Geek Package

only $10.95!

Before Geek Pack
After Geek Pack

For additional geek effect:

1. Wear a ratty looking button down short sleeve. (add a 70's style wide tie with Full Windsor knot for added effect!)

2. Hike your pants way up high.

3. Put an HP48G holster on your belt (so you can invert matrices for party fun!)

 

 

 

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