We now offer some non-pocket protector products
for those with different intentions. First, a lot of people buy
the pocket protectors as gag gifts or costumes, so I'm now offering
an "Instant Geek Package" that includes a Full Monty pocket
protector with some fishbowl gag glasses. Just add a geeky outfit
and you're the life of the party!
We're also considering the addition of a
t-shirt so you can show your geekiness even when you're not wearing
your pocket protector. Help me to select a good slogan!